My "Boring" Friends
But then she proceeded to threaten her husband with bodily harm. Here's the conversation:
Her: "If you don't stop it, I'm going to beat you to death with a tire iron."
Him: "Yeah, but will they find the body?"
Her: "Oh, yeah, baby."
Me: "Of course. It'll be a warning to her next husband. Or her prison bitch. Same thing."
Like I said, boring friends.