Where's Pat Robertson When You Need Him?
Pat, where have you gone? You're letting conservative America down. They need your guidance. Otherwise, God wouldn't be sending these evil things to them, right?
"Loyalty to petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul..." -- Mark Twain
Fire does not wait for the sun to be hot,
Nor the wind for the moon, to be cool.
-- the Zenrin Kushu