Christmas Things You Hear

Here's a couple of Christmas entries into the Things You Hear When Hanging With A Two Year Old:

Dad: "Son, the snowman doesn't want to ride the train."

and

Mom: "If you break my ankle, I promise I'm going to be very angry with you."

and

Two Year Old, with his face against his father's butt: "Daddy, you fart!"

These are the "boring" friends, too.