The two year old's dad asked me tonight if I had ever heard of the Blue Bulleteer, a comic book character. I hadn't, and he described her, in somewhat disturbing detail. So, of course, I ran home and googled her (my wife is laughing as I write this....she seems to think I've written something naughty). This is what I came up with:
Hmmmm....his wife's pregnant again. I wonder if he's getting a mite....peckish.
R., you wanted me to write about ya. >:)