Of Baseballs and Kittycats
Daddy: Hey, buddy, the kitty doesn't want to play ball.
Buddy: Kitty! Play b-ball!
Kitty: Mrow? Hissssss.....
That's right up there with Bill Engvall's "Get it from the cat, don't kick it from the cat" bit.
"Loyalty to petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul..." -- Mark Twain
Fire does not wait for the sun to be hot,
Nor the wind for the moon, to be cool.
-- the Zenrin Kushu