Of Baseballs and Kittycats

Just a quick post tonight for another entry in my Things You Hear category. This time, it's Things You Hear When Spending Time With A Two-Year Old.

Daddy: Hey, buddy, the kitty doesn't want to play ball.
Buddy: Kitty! Play b-ball!
Kitty: Mrow? Hissssss.....

That's right up there with Bill Engvall's "Get it from the cat, don't kick it from the cat" bit.