Yet Another Funny Thing You Hear
My wife: Hey, kiddo, styrofoam is not cheese. Don't try to eat it.
Man, you gotta love it.
"Loyalty to petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul..." -- Mark Twain
Fire does not wait for the sun to be hot,
Nor the wind for the moon, to be cool.
-- the Zenrin Kushu